There is a big Powerball drawing in my city tonight that I am going to play. If I win this motherfucker I am going into work early tomorrow and taking a dump in the urinal, pissing in the back corner of my bosses office (I don't want him to find it. I want it to ferment over time.), and leaving a letter of resignation on his desk (nothing formal, more of something like I QUIT THIS BITCH!!!). Wish me luck. I will keep you posted if I win. I need to get rich!Thursday, May 13, 2010
I hope today is my last day at work
There is a big Powerball drawing in my city tonight that I am going to play. If I win this motherfucker I am going into work early tomorrow and taking a dump in the urinal, pissing in the back corner of my bosses office (I don't want him to find it. I want it to ferment over time.), and leaving a letter of resignation on his desk (nothing formal, more of something like I QUIT THIS BITCH!!!). Wish me luck. I will keep you posted if I win. I need to get rich!
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